Even though the Universe of Metal is centered around the King's clenches fisrt, we here at the Department of Insane Arrangements and Brutally Intense Live Domination (D.I.A.B.L.D.) feel that in order to accurately represent and celebrate our great Leader and Nation, this night has to be ou of this worl!
Ladies and gentlemen! It is with great pride and gratitude to his Royally Awesome Majesty the King that we get to announce the program for a very unique evening that is the celebration of AVATAR COUNTRY!
SUPPORT: HELLZAPOPPIN & OLD KERRY MCKEE.